Him:Yeah, but he is always on my mind.
Me: Okay, so jerk off and you'll be fine.
Him: I can't, there are so many emotions involved now.
Me: So, try an emotional jerk-off.
Him: Does that exist?
Me: Well, if it doesn't I can patent it and sell you for a bargain.
Him: And then I can cum feelings.
Me: Hum... We'd better go to bed. To sleep.